GrahamR
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Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian Border Policeman stops them and tells them "It’sa illegal to putta 5 people in a Quattro."
"Idiot! Vot do you mean it’s illegal?" asks the German driver.
"Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.
"Quattro is just ze name of ze automobile" the Germans retort unbelievingly. "Look at ze papers: ze car is designed to karry 5 persons."
"You canta pull thata one on me!" replies the policeman. "Quattro meansa four. You hava five peoples ina your car and you are therefore breaka the law."
The German driver replies angrily, "Schweinhund! Call your zupervisor over. I vant to speak to someone mit more intelligence!"
"I’ma Sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can’ta come. He’sa busy witha 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."
"Idiot! Vot do you mean it’s illegal?" asks the German driver.
"Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.
"Quattro is just ze name of ze automobile" the Germans retort unbelievingly. "Look at ze papers: ze car is designed to karry 5 persons."
"You canta pull thata one on me!" replies the policeman. "Quattro meansa four. You hava five peoples ina your car and you are therefore breaka the law."
The German driver replies angrily, "Schweinhund! Call your zupervisor over. I vant to speak to someone mit more intelligence!"
"I’ma Sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can’ta come. He’sa busy witha 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."
