riverlad
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A penguin takes his car to a mechanic because there's a funny noise comming from under the bonnet. "leave it with me "says the mechanic. "come back in 20mins"
So off goes the penguin. It's a pretty hot day, so on spotting an ice cream van, he goes and buys himself a 99. Now, penguins aren't very good at eating ice creams- the lack of opposing thumbs makes it tricky. So by the time the penguin has finnished his 99, he is completely covered in ice cream. It's all over his flippers and all over his beak. Feeling a little sticky, he goes back to the garage.
"Oh hello," says the mechanic, wiping his hands on a cloth.
"hello" replies the penguin."Was it anything serious?"
"Not really,but it looks like you've blown a seal."
"oh no!" says the penguin, wiping his beak. "It's just ice cream."
So off goes the penguin. It's a pretty hot day, so on spotting an ice cream van, he goes and buys himself a 99. Now, penguins aren't very good at eating ice creams- the lack of opposing thumbs makes it tricky. So by the time the penguin has finnished his 99, he is completely covered in ice cream. It's all over his flippers and all over his beak. Feeling a little sticky, he goes back to the garage.
"Oh hello," says the mechanic, wiping his hands on a cloth.
"hello" replies the penguin."Was it anything serious?"
"Not really,but it looks like you've blown a seal."
"oh no!" says the penguin, wiping his beak. "It's just ice cream."
