Colonel-kev
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Liverpool are 3-0 down, 20 minutes to go. Rafa makes a bold decision and throws on the young and unproven Iraq National Centre forward.
He scores 4 and Liverpool run out 4-3 winners…
After the match, he gets on the phone to his mother…
“Mom it worked out brilliantly for me today, I came on, scored 4 goals and the crowd were singing my name”
“Well it’s ok for you, we were bombed today, and your sister was raped…. We have not eaten for 3 weeks and we have no electricity…”
“I’m sorry Mom.. I should not have left you…”
“You are right… it’s all your fault… if it was not for you, we’d never have moved to Liverpool in the first place….”
He scores 4 and Liverpool run out 4-3 winners…
After the match, he gets on the phone to his mother…
“Mom it worked out brilliantly for me today, I came on, scored 4 goals and the crowd were singing my name”
“Well it’s ok for you, we were bombed today, and your sister was raped…. We have not eaten for 3 weeks and we have no electricity…”
“I’m sorry Mom.. I should not have left you…”
“You are right… it’s all your fault… if it was not for you, we’d never have moved to Liverpool in the first place….”