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maersk
19-05-2005, 05:51 PM
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Farmers boy phones farmer from the far side of the farm and tells him that he has had an accident with the tractor.
What happened said farmer.
I hit a pig and it is trapped in the grille sqealing in agony.
OK says farmer there is a shotgun in the tractor shoot the pig.
Call finishes.

Five minutes later, phone rings again.

Farmers boy tells farmer that he has shot the pig and has disposed of the carcass in nearby woodland.















He asks what to do with the BMW motorcycle.
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Your mind is best kept like a parachute.
A2 1.4 SE TDI replaced with a subtle, refined design A3 2.0TDI DSG, the transmission of the future - today.

Kaine
19-05-2005, 06:53 PM
superb!!!!

fairbrother3202
19-05-2005, 09:53 PM
Nice one !

Dolphin Grey 1.4 petrol c/w OpenSky

runboy
20-05-2005, 02:49 PM
Tut tut. Must send you on a Police diversity course. ;)

Steve - A couple of A2's, then a Corolla, now an Avensis T3-X 2.0 Auto

hollyrescue
20-05-2005, 09:34 PM
I like it, keep a close look out for BMWs now, they know you drive an A2!