Zoo

[Skipton01]

A man goes to the local zoo one day, but there's only one animal in it - a small dog!

It's a Shih-Tzu!

( I thank you! )

[crb1011]

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender says, "do you realise that you have a steering wheel in your pants?" The pirate responds, "Arr, it's drivin me nuts"

[Skipton01]

Shakespear walks into a local pub.

The landlord shouts to him "Get out, yer bard!"

( With thanks to Peter Kay )

[wooly A2]

A man goes to the local zoo one day, but there's only one animal in it - a small dog!
It's a Shih-Tzu!
( I thank you! )
I Really like this one you could tell that one at Xmas to the kids make out it was in a Xmas cracker LOL !!!!