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ULP
13-02-2008, 12:44 PM
There I am, sat chewing the cud with a business colleague whilst waiting at the traffic lights, when the unmistakable sound of a Hell-frauds exhaust Saxo comes up alongside me.

The peak-capped pre-pubescent missing-link behind the wheel looks over at my colleague and I, which catches our attention and focuses the mind on him revving the engine. Could it be that he wants to out-drag a diesel supermini with two suited blokes in it? Gosh, it appears he does. A quick ID establishes his chosen Saxo is a VTR, the 90bhp version.

Now, I'm not normally such minded because life is too-short, but you can't constantly deny the monkey inside all of us and expect to feel fully fulfilled. And anyway, my colleague is an appreciative petrol-head of the Audi S4 (B5) variety and 200 metres ahead there is a truck on missing-links side of the road, so I figure the worst that will happen is lifting off the throttle to let the missing-link in.

The lights go to amber and he's clocking over 4000rpm, I'm just waiting to give it a few and dump the clutch. The tension is unbearable. My passenger is clearly dismayed as he realises there isn't enough time to pull a moonie. Shame.

Green. Throttle burried and we're up to 4000rpm in a flash - a slight loss of traction but nothing to worry me. Quick up-change to second and it's foot-to-the-firewall time again, ready to lift-off as I get to 40 and allow the missing-link in ahead of me. It then dawns on me that I can hear the little 3-pot, but the hell-frauds special is getting noticably quieter after an initial flurry of acceleration to the red-line.

A quick check in the rear view mirror tells me all I need to know - if Roger still wants to pull that Moonie he needs to get in to the boot, because the missing-link is in my mirror. Imagine the shame as I then slow down for the next traffic lights.

Mild amusement to us, but you can bet he was crying into his Stella last night - dumped by a diesel supermini with a couple of 'old fogies' (I'm 30!) in the front...

Apologies to all those offended by Monkey Moments :D

Skipton01
13-02-2008, 01:44 PM
Brilliant!

Next time, turn off the ESP and start off in second, giving it a bit extra - now that really does waste most tackle driven by baseball capped spotty oiks!

Cheers,

Mike

wooly A2
13-02-2008, 06:42 PM
Mild amusement to us, but you can bet he was crying into his Stella last night - dumped by a diesel supermini with a couple of 'old fogies' (I'm 30!) in the front...

Apologies to all those offended by Monkey Moments :D

Absolutly priceless im crying with laughter into my stella right now LOL !!!!!

davidmac
13-02-2008, 11:05 PM
Been there done that sitting there at the lights,41 years of age my 16 yr old son and his friend both in the car.Deafened, I looked in the direction of the din and alongside was Sid snot and his squeeze in a souped up bean tin(think it was an old bmw not sure though).Lights went to green and the monkey inside got the better of me.Totally muffed in 1st, struggling to catch me in 2nd, 3rd he's alongside totally killing this thing. Common sense and the fact that the tears of laughter were blinding me, the kids not to mention his squeeze I let him in before he killed someone.Great fun. totally under-estimated everytime got to love it.
1.4 tdi in case you were wondering

Darren C
13-02-2008, 11:10 PM
The power delivery, (torque), of this little 3 pot never ceases to amaze me.

An enjoyable read and humorous tale; dead proud of you 'ol bean'... ;)

Skipton01
13-02-2008, 11:21 PM
The power delivery, (torque), of this little 3 pot never ceases to amaze me.;)
Hmmmm. I;m already 33% over the rated capacity of the gearbox and putting out about the same as a 3.2V6 TT!!!

No wonder my tyres don't last too long!

Cheers,

Mike

Darren C
13-02-2008, 11:34 PM
Hmmmm. I;m already 33% over the rated capacity of the gearbox and putting out about the same as a 3.2V6 TT!!!


That is a very impressive/worrying statement I guess Mike?! :cool:

Are you ever going to pursue that elusive six gear?