Ade
17-04-2003, 09:44 AM
A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip and told his wife that he had lost their entire fortune and that they'd have to drastically alter their life-style. "If you'll just learn to cook," he said, "we can fire the chef."
"Okay," she said. "And if you learn how to make love, we can fire the gardener."
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Factory fit: OpenSky http://homepage.ntlworld.com/adriancharles/images/s.gif Climate http://homepage.ntlworld.com/adriancharles/images/s.gif Driver Information System http://homepage.ntlworld.com/adriancharles/images/s.gif Acoustic Parking http://homepage.ntlworld.com/adriancharles/images/s.gif Lumbar Adjustment
Retrofit: Rear Drinks Holder http://homepage.ntlworld.com/adriancharles/images/s.gif Floppy Wiper http://homepage.ntlworld.com/adriancharles/images/s.gif Rear Door Blinds http://homepage.ntlworld.com/adriancharles/images/s.gif Centre Tray http://homepage.ntlworld.com/adriancharles/images/s.gif Elasticated Belt System