4 Duck springs

terrywindy1

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Celebrating their famous victory A German supporter asks a prostitute for sex and she tells him it's 50 dollars."Fine" he says, "but I'm a bit kinky". She agrees that this is OK as long as he doesn't do anything violent. They get back to her flat and he gets out four big springs and a duck calling whistle."I want you to put one of these on each elbow and one on each knee, bounce up and down *and blow on the whistle while I have sex with you.*After they've finished she says "Wow, that was the most fantastic sex I've had in 25 years on the game, how the hell did you make it so good?"***



*"Ah," he replies, "Four sprung Duck Technique as we say in Germany"**FACT: Germany scored 2 more goals last night than England have in their last two world cups combined!!***
 
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