i thought this joke was funny :)

Mr Angry

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what is the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

one is really heavy and the other one is a little lighter :D

this joke is in the top 10 at edinburgh fringe, along with many other ones.

cammy
 
......and the top one was. I have deleted all my German friend contacts from my mobile phone. I am now Hans free. :)
 
My favourite geeky jokes:

I'd tell you a joke about UDP but you might not get it.
And I'd tell you a joke about TCP but it might take too long.

What does the B in Benoit B Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoit B Mandelbrot
 
There's a funny geeky joke built into the Google search engine actually.

Go see what happens if you type "recursion" into the search box
 
three database admins walk into a NoSQL bar and walk out again a few minutes later because they couldn't find a table.


more here: http://www.scandit.com/2013/02/14/top-10-geek-jokes-for-developers/

- Bret

Did you hear about the three specialists in a car and it broke down at the traffic lights.

The Chemical expert said "perhaps it is a problem with the fuel / air ratio, carburettor maybe?
The Mechanical expert said "Perhaps it is a broken cam belt?"

The computer expert said "Perhaps if we all get out and then get back in again, it might start?"

Steve B
 
This just isn,t funny Steve. I do believe that your joke repertoire may require a "reboot". :)
 
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