Spanish dog

My dog only responds to commands in Spanish. He,s Espanyol !.

Once, in a Moscow hotel, i was stung by what i thought at the time was a dodgy looking wasp......

Although now i suspect it was the cagey bee !.

I went to the zoo last week with the kids. All they had in was one dog. My kids thought it was a shuitzu.

After leaving a football match late one evening at Wembley I wanted to use the tube to get home. On approaching the escalator in the underground station there was a sign which read, "SMALL DOGS MUST BE CARRIED". It was twenty past eleven and i wondered where i could get a small dog from at that time of night !.