Pasta fetish

I was talking to a Japanese Elton John impersonator. He was full of cold so I offered him a strepsil. He said, "No thanks, I,m a Locket man".
 
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The wife has packed her bags and left me because of my fetish with touching pasta. I,m feeling cannelloni right now. :)

Nice one!

I went to Pizza Hut the other day and ordered a Pizza, they asked me if I wanted it cut into 8 pieces, I said "No, please cut it into 4, I couldn't eat 8"

Steve B
 
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