Close encounter at Tesco

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Sunday I went to Chichester Tesco as Waitrose did not have what I wanted. Coming out of the store could not remember parking my gleaming black A2 1.4TDI where I found it – and the remote key failed to open it. A check confirmed that I was not trying to use my A6 keys to effect entry.

I was about to try actually putting the key in the lock when I noticed the alloys were a lot fancier than I remembered. Also peering through the tinted glass the interior was grey and not red. Also looking over the roof I spotted another black A2 which I realised (I am pretty quick on the uptake) was MY A2!

Hung around for a few minutes but the driver was obviously in for a 'big shop' and I had to leave, having toyed with the idea of parking next to him/her and hiding behind a convenient trolley to spot the reaction.

Unfortunately I could not hang around any longer, but I will be keeping a very sharp eye out now – and I will be frequenting Tesco much more in future until I manage to accost the proud owner.

I wonder if she will be beautiful blonde with a smile that melts my heart from 100 paces . . . . .

I can dream – well that's all I am allowed to do now anyway!

Jon
 
Yet more confirmation that THE shop of preference for the A2 driver is Tesco's-wpnder if Audi marketing are happy with this-or did their model say we should all shop at Harrods for our food?

Steve - 2003 1.4SE petrol, Silver, black/black interior
 
I suppose “Close Encounters Of The Third Kind” at Tesco’s would mean buy two, get one for free.

I can see Jon rehearsing in front of the mirror with killer lines like “ello darling I’ve got an A2 – fancy sharing a pork pie in the carpark”. Funnily enough I have also recently seen a pretty long haired blonde in a black A2, so maybe she is doing a survey for Audi before they merge with Tesco’s.
 
Shouldn't it be 'Closed counters on the third line' !!!!!! and while I'm having a funny 5 mins surely the chat up line should be 'ello darling I've got a pork pie - fancy sharing an A2 in the carpark'......hhmmmm on that note I will slip slowly into oblivion........

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Griff

I am really envious. I can see that you are a real ladykiller with chat up lines like that!

I bought my Monday newspaper and sandwich at Tesco and had a quick look around the car park but no sign of her.

I will return . . . .

Jon
 
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