In case anyone is interested. And you'd be mad to be...
On top of a complete major service, brembo front discs and pads, and a refurbished steering rack, I also dealt with these niggles:
1) No spare key, so ordered one from Ayr Audi. £240 incl. coding. Dick Turpin is clearly the Dealer Principal there!
2) Fuel flap release solenoid had given up the ghost. Ebay used part. Very fiddly. You need a 3mm socket. £8.
3) Boot light not working. Removed light to discover it wasn't connected. Reconnected and now working fine. No cost.
4) Rear sear interior light not working. Buttons illuminated but no power to bulb. Ebay part. £15.
5) Chorus head unit volume control button missing! Had to buy a complete head unit for spares. £15.
6) No rear parcel shelf/cover. Ebay used part £20.
7) Drivers sun blind wouldn't stay up. Kept hitting me in the face on entry and exit. £25 used from... yup, Ebay again.
8) Alloy wheel centre caps all missing. OEM replacements bought. Transformed the look of the car. £130.
9) ASR switch grubby and horibble looking. Blanking panel below, missing. Both on ebay. £25. Old ASR kept as spare.
10) Drivers door central lock/unlock switch grubby. £20.
11) No floor mats whatsoever. Rubber ones bought. £25.
12) Wheel dust caps missing. £1. For all four!
13) Undertray had to be removed for steering rack job and was deemed to be scrap. Pattern one bought. £130.
Things still waiting to be done:
1) Valve cover leak. Plug holes 2 and 3 need mopping out every week. Big job as cover holds cams in place. Eek!
2) Fuse panel cover missing. Waiting to source.
3) Old style wiper arm, worn but someone has successfully bodged with a tie wrap to keep off windscreen. Need a proper solution.
4) Silencer box sounds like baffle has failed. Exhaust drones on motorway trips.
5) Cruise control for TT to go in A2 instead.
6) Spare "comfort blinker relay" to be fitted. Did the TT and it's a great mod. One tap, 3 flashes, like a modern car.
6) Blue tooth dongle to be fitted to the back of head unit.
7) Wheel spacers to be fitted to increase track and make A2 less "jiggly".
8) Rad does not appear to be correct and fan has been screwed DIRECTLY to the rad! Investigation required.
9) Front bumper lower to be bent back into shape ( looks like a kerb victim) and replacement undertray to be fitted.
10) All upholstry to be deep cleaned of previous owners smeg and mechanics oily paw prints.
11) Wheels to be refurbished.
12) Windscreen to be replaced due to wiper arm scratches. See (3).
Beggars belief, doesn't it?