In 2 weeks time I will be doing a grand tour wiv 'er indoors of the West country, well some of it. I will not be wearing the pink shell suit or it would be too easy, BUT... a good old fashioned pear drop to anyone who spots me. It will not be necessary to challenge me with "you are hollyrescue and I claim the pear drop". Just a claim verified by a Justice of the Peace or a member of the Royal family, or preferably both, and submitted to this forum will do. We don't want it too easy do we?
A clue... eX Telecom Engineer, now I've given it away.