Frog jokes

Birchall

Birchall

Dick Chown Award 2016
I have to follow on from the "frog joke" that was posted in the "For Sale" section (seems to have disappeared now, the joke, not the frog)

A 75 year old golfer was alone on the golf course and saw a frog in one of the bunkers.

As he approached he heard it saying "help me, help me please"

As he got closer, the frog said to him "PLEASE help me, if you kiss me I will turn into a beautiful princess and you can have your wicked way with me any time you like."

The old golfer just picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

When he got home he went into the kitchen and placed the frog on the table.

the frog started again
"PLEASE help me, if you kiss me I will turn into a beautiful princess and you can have your wicked way with me any time you like"

The old man turned to the frog and simply said.








"Look love, at my age I would rather have a talking frog!!!"

Steve B
 
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And I will leave it to someone else to finish off the joke about the chicken and the frog in the library!!

I don't think I could tell that one, I have standards!! (granted they are not high standards but.....)


Steve B
 
How about this one I've just found on tinternet.

Why is the French horn the most divine instrument? Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out.
 
What goes from green to red at the flick of a switch?

Kermit in a blender.
 
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