Greywall
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Tiger Woods drives his Audi A2 into a petrol station in a remote part of Ireland. The pump attendant, knowing nothing of Tiger or indeed golf, says, "Top o' the mornin' to yeh, sir". Tiger nods and bends to pick the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket. "What are those?", asks the attendant. "They're called tees, they're for resting balls on when I'm driving".
"Bloody hell!", says the hapless Irishman, "Audi think of everything!"
No offence to Irishmen or petrol pump attendants intended!
"Bloody hell!", says the hapless Irishman, "Audi think of everything!"
No offence to Irishmen or petrol pump attendants intended!
