Birchall
Dick Chown Award 2016
A post just now from Albiej mentioned the Police and it triggered a few more "police" jokes that perhaps should have stayed forgotten.
1 - A few years back the police genuinely tried putting cardboard life size pictures of a policeman near dangerous bends / junctions. The idea worked reasonably well.
I went up to one of the cardboard figures and asked it how it felt being stuck there.
The reply from the cardboard policeman was
"I don't like this job, I am not really cut out for it!"
2 - Recently our local police station was ransacked by hooligans and they smashed up the toilets.
A police spokesman said that they have nothing to go on !!!
3 - A hole recently opened up in the road near our house, apparently the police are looking into it.
Sorry !!
Steve B
1 - A few years back the police genuinely tried putting cardboard life size pictures of a policeman near dangerous bends / junctions. The idea worked reasonably well.
I went up to one of the cardboard figures and asked it how it felt being stuck there.
The reply from the cardboard policeman was
"I don't like this job, I am not really cut out for it!"
2 - Recently our local police station was ransacked by hooligans and they smashed up the toilets.
A police spokesman said that they have nothing to go on !!!
3 - A hole recently opened up in the road near our house, apparently the police are looking into it.
Sorry !!
Steve B