Police jokes

Birchall

Birchall

Dick Chown Award 2016
A post just now from Albiej mentioned the Police and it triggered a few more "police" jokes that perhaps should have stayed forgotten.

1 - A few years back the police genuinely tried putting cardboard life size pictures of a policeman near dangerous bends / junctions. The idea worked reasonably well.

I went up to one of the cardboard figures and asked it how it felt being stuck there.
The reply from the cardboard policeman was

"I don't like this job, I am not really cut out for it!"

2 - Recently our local police station was ransacked by hooligans and they smashed up the toilets.
A police spokesman said that they have nothing to go on !!!


3 - A hole recently opened up in the road near our house, apparently the police are looking into it.




Sorry !!

Steve B
 
redbull_a2 said:
An old lady was speeding down the M1 while she was knitting. A cop sees this and speeds up alongside her vehicle. "Pullover!" the cop says "No!" the woman replied, "They're mittens!"
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I reckon the copper planted the evidence in her car, she was stitched up !!

Steve B
 
I hope this isn,t too rude but i assure you it is a true story - apologies in advance and please feel free to remove if anyones offended !. Some time ago a Leeds united fan walked up to a Police woman on horse back outside the Elland Road football stadium. The fan enquired as to why the Police horse was frothing quite vehemently around its mouth bit. The police woman replied by saying, "if you,d been between my legs for eight hours luv you'd be slobbering and drooling too "!. :)
 
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