Speed trap

riverlad

A2OC Donor
This chap is running late for work and he is speeding a bit. He come upto a bridge and there is a cop with a rada gun. He gets pulled over and the cop asked him why he was speeding.
The chap says i am sorry i have no excuse but I am late for work. The cop asks him what dose he do for a job?
The chap says he is a ar*s hole strecher. The cop says what is a ar*s hole stecher?
Well the chap says what you do is start off by putting in a couple of fingers in and strech it a little. You keep on doing this every day making it bigger and bigger until you end up with a 6ft ar*s hole.

The cop says what do you do with a 6ft ar*s hole. The chap says well you give him a rada gun and stick him at the side of the road.
 
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