Tarmac

[Birchall]

This piece of black Tarmac goes into the pub (as they do?)
It is talking to the barman telling him how fearless he is, he tells him nothing much scares him
Suddenly a red piece of tarmac enters the bar and the black tarmac runs for cover.

The barman asks why he hid, he is supposed to be fearless?

The black tarmac responds with "Yes not much scares me but he is a cycle path!!!"

Steve B

 

[emmett]

Mr Birchall please please stop immediately lol

 

[Dave M]

......And i thought mine were bad !.

 

[Birchall]

......And i thought mine were bad !.

These are my best ones!!! Wait until you here the bad ones!!!!

Steve B

 

[a2sumo]

Steve you have had better and worse---this is sort of "middle of the road"

 

[Birchall]

Steve you have had better and worse---this is sort of "middle of the road"

Nice one, at least I know where to "draw the line"

But that reminds of when I was caught doing 90 mph on the motorway with two wheels in one lane and the other two in the other lane.

I claimed that I was allowed to do that, at the bottom of my license it said "tear along the dotted line".

Steve B